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It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad Bippy

Mad Pirate Bippy
16 November
If you're reading this you probably already know me. If you don't, call me Bippy.

If you don't know me, well then. I suppose you'd like to know a bit about me. I'm tall and I read too many books. I live in Texas. I love the attitude of Texas around Austin, but I could live without the heat. I'm kind of a strange cookie.

My hair has been-blue, purple, blond (whoa Nelly what a mistake), red (natural), red (fire engine), purple with red stripes, blue, red blue stripes, and I managed to NEVER look like a kid from Hot Topic. It's amazing what you can do at a real salon. At this point, I've grown out the last batch of red and I don't think I'll dye my hair anymore. It was red when I was born and is now dark brown. It goes down to my ass crack and I will probably not cut it again until it's at knee length or longer.

I wear glasses now, whoot! I am a huge dork, and possibly an equally huge geek.

When I feel shy or awkward in new groups of people I get loud and more awkward. Things would get better if I would just shut the hell up, but then I'm the new kid and I'm ignored in the corner, which is worse. I spent a lot of time feeling alone even though I was surrounded by people, and I don't like it. That's why I don't go to nightclubs that often- the music is so loud I feel alienated from the people around me. I don't like feeling isolated.

I don't like coffee. But that's neither here nor there.

I don't smoke tobacco, even though I lived in North Carolina, where it comes RIGHT OUT OF THE GROUND. I talk about Joni and Avery a lot. I don't expect you to know who they are. If you can follow all the names I drop when I'm telling a story your a genius. My attention span is really really really really short. I have a super spiffy bicycle and I ride it even though I'm kinda fat and it looks silly. I'm very lucky in that I don't give a shit how it looks. A little shame or restraint might be nice, at some point, but I'm only ever embarrassed about things in the far past. I won't realize I've done something amazingly stupid until the next day, and then it will haunt me for the rest of my life. However, I do lots of wacky fun stuff that most other people wouldn't, so it's probably a good thing.

I curse too much. But that's neither here nor there.

I'm poly. That's short for polyamorus. No, I won't explain it to you. Read a FAQ (Google will show you, if only you look) and then maybe I'll talk to you. I don't do the Intro to Poly speach anymore. I used to be a hot single bi babe. I am now a happily married bi babe.

If you want to know anything else, I suppose you can IM me or read my webpage. Maybe you can even read my blog.