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It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad Bippy

Name:
Mad Pirate Bippy
Birthdate:
16 November
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If you're reading this you probably already know me. If you don't, call me Bippy.

If you don't know me, well then. I suppose you'd like to know a bit about me. I'm tall and I read too many books. I live in Texas. I love the attitude of Texas around Austin, but I could live without the heat. I'm kind of a strange cookie.

My hair has been-blue, purple, blond (whoa Nelly what a mistake), red (natural), red (fire engine), purple with red stripes, blue, red blue stripes, and I managed to NEVER look like a kid from Hot Topic. It's amazing what you can do at a real salon. At this point, I've grown out the last batch of red and I don't think I'll dye my hair anymore. It was red when I was born and is now dark brown. It goes down to my ass crack and I will probably not cut it again until it's at knee length or longer.

I wear glasses now, whoot! I am a huge dork, and possibly an equally huge geek.

When I feel shy or awkward in new groups of people I get loud and more awkward. Things would get better if I would just shut the hell up, but then I'm the new kid and I'm ignored in the corner, which is worse. I spent a lot of time feeling alone even though I was surrounded by people, and I don't like it. That's why I don't go to nightclubs that often- the music is so loud I feel alienated from the people around me. I don't like feeling isolated.

I don't like coffee. But that's neither here nor there.

I don't smoke tobacco, even though I lived in North Carolina, where it comes RIGHT OUT OF THE GROUND. I talk about Joni and Avery a lot. I don't expect you to know who they are. If you can follow all the names I drop when I'm telling a story your a genius. My attention span is really really really really short. I have a super spiffy bicycle and I ride it even though I'm kinda fat and it looks silly. I'm very lucky in that I don't give a shit how it looks. A little shame or restraint might be nice, at some point, but I'm only ever embarrassed about things in the far past. I won't realize I've done something amazingly stupid until the next day, and then it will haunt me for the rest of my life. However, I do lots of wacky fun stuff that most other people wouldn't, so it's probably a good thing.

I curse too much. But that's neither here nor there.

I'm poly. That's short for polyamorus. No, I won't explain it to you. Read a FAQ (Google will show you, if only you look) and then maybe I'll talk to you. I don't do the Intro to Poly speach anymore. I used to be a hot single bi babe. I am now a happily married bi babe.

If you want to know anything else, I suppose you can IM me or read my webpage. Maybe you can even read my blog.

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